The Ultimate Covfefe Wine & Beer Pairing Guide

Whether you're Republican, or Democrat, or have lost all interest in politics, there's no denying that President Trump is a trendsetter. His latest Twitter escapades have made covfefe all the rage, to the great delight of covfefe farmers everywhere. Think about it. What he meant to say was, "Despite all the negative press, convfefe!" He... Continue Reading →

Interview With A Hamburger

Sunday is National Hamburger Day, and to celebrate, we decided to do what any super serious publication with pedantic writers, and readers only interested in stressful politics, tedious economics, and heartbreaking crime stories would do: we interviewed a hamburger. But we didn't just interview any hamburger. After all, we do have lofty journalistic standards here. We interviewed... Continue Reading →

Jedi Training Camp Uncovered in Houston

In a shocking turn of events, watchful Cypress residents have uncovered a real Jedi Training Camp operating inside the community's Langham Creek YMCA. "There was a Jedi Master," said Jason Greenberg, who frequents the gym off Queenston Road and Longenbaugh Drive. "There were, I don't know how many, little Padawans all around him, clearly in touch... Continue Reading →

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