Fake News

[cs_content][cs_section bg_color=”hsla(334, 59%, 70%, 0.25)” parallax=”false” separator_top_type=”none” separator_top_height=”50px” separator_top_angle_point=”50″ separator_bottom_type=”none” separator_bottom_height=”50px” separator_bottom_angle_point=”50″ style=”margin: 0px;padding: 0px;border-style: solid;border-width: 0px 0px 10px;border-color: hsl(317, 82%, 38%);”][cs_row inner_container=”true” marginless_columns=”false” style=”margin: 0px auto;padding: 0px;”][cs_column fade=”false” fade_animation=”in” fade_animation_offset=”45px” fade_duration=”750″ type=”1/1″ style=”padding: 0px;”][x_custom_headline level=”h2″ looks_like=”h1″ accent=”true” class=”cs-ta-center” style=”color: hsl(0, 0%, 46%);”]#FakeNews[/x_custom_headline][cs_text class=”cs-ta-center”]Unlike most news organizations, we at The Pink Armadillo take great pride in our Fake News. We carefully craft each narrative with love and sarcasm, encasing useful and relevant info in a whimsical web of disinformation. It’s kinda like satire, but for a good cause.[/cs_text][/cs_column][/cs_row][cs_row inner_container=”true” marginless_columns=”true” style=”margin: 0px auto;padding: 0px;”][cs_column fade=”false” fade_animation=”in” fade_animation_offset=”45px” fade_duration=”750″ type=”2/3″ style=”padding: 20px;”][x_recent_posts type=”post” count=”1″ offset=”” category=”Fake News Feature 1″ orientation=”horizontal” no_sticky=”true” no_image=”false” fade=”false”][x_blockquote cite=”Groucho Marx” type=”left” style=”background-color: #ffffff;”]”I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”[/x_blockquote][/cs_column][cs_column fade=”false” fade_animation=”in” fade_animation_offset=”45px” fade_duration=”750″ type=”1/3″ style=”padding: 20px;”][x_recent_posts type=”post” count=”1″ offset=”” category=”Fake News Feature 2″ orientation=”horizontal” no_sticky=”true” no_image=”false” fade=”false”][x_recent_posts type=”post” count=”1″ offset=”” category=”Fake News Feature 3″ orientation=”horizontal” no_sticky=”true” no_image=”false” fade=”false”][x_button type=”transparent” shape=”square” size=”large” block=”true” circle=”false” icon_only=”false” href=”/contact/” title=”” target=”” info=”none” info_place=”top” info_trigger=”hover” info_content=””][x_icon type=”smile-o” class=”mvn mln mrs”]Yes, we will write a hilarious story to promote your business or charity.[/x_button][/cs_column][/cs_row][/cs_section][cs_section bg_color=”hsl(202, 5%, 98%)” parallax=”false” separator_top_type=”none” separator_top_height=”50px” separator_top_angle_point=”50″ separator_bottom_type=”none” separator_bottom_height=”50px” separator_bottom_angle_point=”50″ style=”margin: 0px;padding: 0px;”][cs_row inner_container=”true” marginless_columns=”false” style=”margin: 0px auto;padding: 0px;”][cs_column fade=”false” fade_animation=”in” fade_animation_offset=”45px” fade_duration=”750″ type=”1/1″ style=”padding: 0px;”][x_custom_headline level=”h2″ looks_like=”h1″ accent=”true” class=”cs-ta-left”]Satire. Sort of.[/x_custom_headline][/cs_column][/cs_row][cs_row inner_container=”true” marginless_columns=”false” style=”margin: 0px auto;padding: 0px;”][cs_column fade=”false” fade_animation=”in” fade_animation_offset=”45px” fade_duration=”750″ type=”2/3″ style=”padding: 0px;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;border-color: hsla(0, 0%, 0%, 0.1);”][cs_the_grid name=”Fake News”][/cs_column][cs_column fade=”false” fade_animation=”in” fade_animation_offset=”45px” fade_duration=”750″ type=”1/3″ style=”padding: 0px;”][x_blockquote cite=”P.G. Wodehouse” type=”left”]”She’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”[/x_blockquote][x_widget_area sidebar=”sidebar-main” ][/cs_column][/cs_row][/cs_section][/cs_content]

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